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Category Archives: Announcements
Thank you for your patience during the last few months of a very busy season. All Violetwanda Presents orders have continued to ship on time throughout (or shipping is free). Customer service queue is back to normal.
The last three months have experienced much higher than normal demand. This has led to extended times in order fulfillment, client services, and email and phone support. Demand appears to have gone back to normal levels for April, so we are catching up currently. We thank you for your patience as you wait in queue […]
Due to higher than usual demand for March, order fulfillment and client services, as well as email and phone support are experiencing extended times. Please be patient, everyone is taken care of in queue.
The physical shop will be closed today due to inclement weather. The websites and online stores are not affected.
Due to the snow storm of Feb 9, the physical shop will be closed until local roads are clear. This closing will not affect websites or online web stores, just our physical facility.
Due to winter storm Jonas, the physical shop will close Friday 1/22 at 12 noon and remain closed till local roads are cleared.
Our limited edition heart violet wand electrode is available again for this Valentine’s day. Its at a special price this year, just $39.00. Makes the perfect kinky valentine’s day gift for your violet wand lover. Choose your color preference of sexy neon red or lushly erotic argon purple gas. Get it here: https://www.violetwanda.com/shop/the-heart/ Our own […]
If you are thinking about Christmas, please please please think about it as early as you can so you aren’t disappointed. Here’s our projected schedule (though this may change as we get closer to Christmas day.) We will sell out of many items- we do every year so please think about it early. Don’t wait […]
The shop will be closed from Wednesday, November 25 through Sunday, November 29 for the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. Online orders placed during that time will fulfill on Monday, November 30.
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